“Guys, seriously, don’t bother tipping me; I slit both of my wrists 10 minutes ago and I’m bleeding to death as we speak. Thanks, though.” – what SportsGuy envisions a waiter working the Stephen A. Smith/Dickie V dinner date would say.

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